My name is Frankie. I own the Seattle Seahawks and wrote several songs in the Alan Parsons Project library.
I've also flown helicopters and invented a cocktail known as the "tabby tuxedo". Because of this, I landed the gig of on-set mixologist consultant for the film "Cocktail". I currently am developing real estate on several islands just south of the Galapagos where I will realize my lifelong dream of creating an economy based on dick treats.