Tell Frankie I Said Hi

My name is Frankie. I own the Seattle Seahawks and wrote several songs in the Alan Parsons Project library.
I've also flown helicopters and invented a cocktail known as the "tabby tuxedo". Because of this, I landed the gig of on-set mixologist consultant for the film "Cocktail". I currently am developing real estate on several islands just south of the Galapagos where I will realize my lifelong dream of creating an economy based on dick treats.
Tell Frankie to come and visit some of his friggin “buddies” here down at FDR.  I mean since that guy left the hood we’ve been just suckin on sewer pipes and sleepin in the swamps.

Tell Frankie to come and visit some of his friggin “buddies” here down at FDR.  I mean since that guy left the hood we’ve been just suckin on sewer pipes and sleepin in the swamps.

Tell Frankie I said Hola!

Tell Frankie I said Hola!

No one wants your scrap crap cars anyway. Keep wasting you barks, Germs. Keep wasting your barks.

—Frankie

TELL FRANKIE I SAID KEEP OUT!!!

TELL FRANKIE I SAID KEEP OUT!!!

Tell Frankie I said to order your holiday arrangements now!

Tell Frankie I said to order your holiday arrangements now!

Tell Frankie I will never stop sucking my thumb.

Tell Frankie I will never stop sucking my thumb.

Whoa, look at that handsome devil.  Tell Franks he’s boss.

Whoa, look at that handsome devil.  Tell Franks he’s boss.

Tell Frankie I didn’t do it!

Tell Frankie I didn’t do it!

Tell Frankie I just don’t care anymore.

Tell Frankie I just don’t care anymore.

Tell Frankie I wasn’t here! said hi!

Tell Frankie I wasn’t here! said hi!

Clearly the captain disregarded my bribe money to made that one extra sharp turn on the river…

—Frankie